SpongeBoomer

A SpongeBob “fan” who worships seasons 1-3, and the first movie. While treating everything after like garbage.

“Season 1-3 and the first movie are the best! Season 4-13 suck ass!”
“Ok SpongeBoomer”

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Spongebobs

using a metaphor of Spongebob being square, hence a square ass mothafucka.

mane don't fuck with them spongebobs mane they gonna get you caught up wit the boys (police)

by SoulJAH P May 18, 2006

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge

Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night

by Corshanomics November 1, 2010

Sponge Bob

A little square piece of shit that no one knows how he got here. A show everybody likes because it's inapropro.

Old Man: Sponge Bob is a tampon in a girls bikini bottom

by beardog124 April 27, 2016

Spongebobian

Someone who believes that Sponge Bob Squarepants died for their mortal soul to save them from hell (wich is only an eternal sinkfull of dirty dishes ) and to give whosoever believith on the silly yellow Sponge should not perish , but spend eternity with Him in The Great Pineapple under the sea

When I was 30 years of age I realized that Jesus was full of shit and I turned from my hypocritical christian ways and gave my heart to Sponge Bob, I shure wish everyone was a born again Spongebobian

by BluKat420 December 28, 2009

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

saskatchewan spongebath

to give your brother/sister a sponge bath

JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath

by me1989 November 18, 2009