shitegrity

The act of telling the truth about the number of shits someone takes.

Bob claims he had to take another dump, but I seriously question his shitegrity.

by TheFormerMayor December 1, 2010

shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.

Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!

by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011

shiteochat

The art of shiteochating is when you enter a video chat with another person as you are taking a dump

DUDE I was shiteochatting all night it was insane, i even got some shit on the camera

by Tatatimmah August 14, 2011

Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.

Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.

by MadMax1993 January 10, 2012

shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015