Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

Spankin the cheeks

Making love to a woman doggy style. Can be used to describe a weekend evening when you did nothing in particular.

Dude, I brought her home and was spankin the cheeks.

What did you end up doing this weekend, spanking the cheeks?

by quandomax November 2, 2009

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004

Spankrees

A synonym for awesome. A word that is to be used only when something is truly awesome it hurts as much as a spanking.

Man, that game last night was totally spankrees!!

by GovierRules January 9, 2009

spankable and bankable

A term describing a person's behind, implying:

a) great pleasure to be gotten from the spanking of said behind, and

b) great amounts of money to be gotten, were the owner of said behind to lease it out to people.

Bro #1: Man, the ass on that chick is pretty damn fine. I'd pay her 10 bucks just to touch it.

Bro #2: Yeah man, that ass is spankable and bankable.

by Riley400 January 3, 2011

Sanky Panky

Male sex worker from the Caribbean. He solicits on beaches and bars.

also: Sanky

Wanda went on vacation to the Dominican Republic and met a Sanky Panky that made her have the time of her life.

by eitigere July 23, 2010

spanking stick

a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.

woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.

by CG October 28, 2003