A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.
To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.
by Jacky March 9, 2004
Get the jack sparrow mug.1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.
2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay
3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay
3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis
"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."
"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."
"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."
"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."
by Batrastard July 5, 2003
Get the spankito suave mug.Refers to a girl or woman with a look that invites a spanking, usually because she is so hot that it's almost unbearable, therefore the urge to crack her across her ass.
by Dave What A Guy November 15, 2006
Get the spanknacious mug.1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
by Ramz January 10, 2007
Get the spasturbation mug.by Duncolini December 31, 2007
Get the Sparge mug.A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011
Get the Spank Ze Monkey mug.Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.
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