boaby socket

Female genitalia (Vagina). Sometimes used as a disparaging term in relation to someone's stupid behaviour. Relates to the Scottish slang boaby (penis) and equates to calling someone a fanny.

I cannae stand Billy. He's a total boaby socket!

by Iain D August 17, 2006

soccer moms

1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.

2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.

"But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311--"

"Mini-Van, ball, now!"

by Machiavelli August 30, 2003

SOCOM

Special Operations Command. Established in the early nineties to improve interservice operability. Lessons were take from the failure of 'Desert One' in 1980 in the Iranian Desert, Operation Urgent Fury in Grenada, and Operation Just Cause. It is headquarted at MacDill Air Force Base in Florida and include the U.S Army Special Forces, U.S Navy Seals, U.S Air Force Special Operations, and as of mid 2004, Marine Detachment One or MARDET 1 is the USMC contribution to the Command. Further information can be found at socom.mil. On another note, computer geeks and other JACK OFFs consistently refer to the Playstation video game without making reference to the roots of the Acronym.

We at SOCOM are not at liberty to divulge any details of the alleged operation, so as not to betray classified details and techniques.

SOCOM is NOT just a videogame.

by DEVGRU April 17, 2005

Socks off

Australian Idiom

1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.

2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"

by Titaniumface October 22, 2017

Socials

Socials is just another word for social medias eg: instagram, facebook, snapchat.

guy1: hey she’s hot

guy2: true bro, ask her for her socials

by thatgirlyuno9 March 20, 2018

Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.

Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.

by 313vagina February 23, 2009

Do Bits Society

When it’s too early for sex so you just end up doin’ bits.

“Did Eyal join the Do Bits Society?”
“The man is CEO and Chairman. He’s doing bitttttts with Megan.”

by Clong June 27, 2018