Soggy Waffle Fucker

1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.

Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker

We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.

by Gund-Ulfr December 9, 2008

Soggy Scab

As if being called a scab isnt already bad enough, we all know as human being soggy scabs are the epitemy of everything that makes you crumble

John I shall not even give you the grace being being called a scab your a fukin soggy scab!!!!!

by Spyder_21 November 6, 2007

soggy long bottom

A chic that has a long, droopy butt.

"You see the soggy long bottom in the jeans over there?"

by dawsdz September 8, 2004

Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

Soggy Yankee Yank

A common gesture performed by the majority of American males upon exiting a body of water whereby the male tugs at his crotch, introducing air into his swim suit, thus obscuring both the size and shape of his penis. Some members of other cultures believe it is a reflection of the general tendancy of US males to hide their true merit and rely on smoke and mirrors to create a misleading or inflated impression.

Concerned that his penis was smaller than the other men, the self-conscious American swimmer performed a Soggy Yankee Yank as he exited the pool.

by opticnrv September 8, 2013

Soggy Ass Fries

Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.

"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"

by smolmua September 30, 2020

Your doggy soggy

Worse than every insult combined, including "your granny tranny". This would be a final resort in an argument as it is unlimitedly powerful. If this insult is used against you, there's no chance of survival.

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: Your granny tranny
Person 1: Your doggy soggy
Person 2: *Asphyxiated by an unknown force, possibly the unknown power of the insult*

by BattyBoi March 17, 2018