designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake

dam bro she’s a designer snake.

by yktv764 June 11, 2019

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!

Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!

by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019

Snake Pile

A snake pile is when multiple males (6-12) stack their flacid penises on top of one another. the group than proceeds to move the pile in a vigorous front to back motion until they all climax.

"Wow that snake pile got kinda weird last night, Bob couldn't even finish!"

by Hero of the party October 28, 2021

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017

Acre of Snakes

meaning someone that is very mean and nasty.

I would watch out if I were you that guy over there is meaner than a acre of snakes.

by goBUCKSchick51115 October 12, 2009

pant snake

Usually refering to a transexuall (most of the time japanese) woman with a pencil shaped penis. penis must be over one foot otherwise it is referred to as a "qibblesnaffer".

"Yo man have you seen that new japanese girl? She has a huge pant snake"

"Yeah man its all the way down to her kneecap!"

by Midget spinner June 6, 2017