dont smoke mate 

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

dont smoke mate by train spottings gay December 7, 2011

smoke hog 

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

smoke hog by petabo August 13, 2006

go smoke some peyote 

Go away and never come back.

Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.

go smoke some peyote by ChuckChaser69 June 2, 2011

Designated Hog Smoker 

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

Designated Hog Smoker by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.

Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer

bum a smoke by Kennedi Greene March 1, 2009

Smoke Show 

The definition of a girl that is so beyond beautiful that everyone in the room stops what they are doing to look, another woman can walk by her and go unoticed because people are so busy staring at her. She defines what a dream girlfriend is basically.

Dude did you just see that smoke show walk by!

Smoke Show by Maxed Legacy May 28, 2018

smoke my pole 

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.

"Haziz, smoke my pole."

smoke my pole by Me132 January 11, 2006