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ShmeShme

A clever word used in substitution for boner from the penal area. Either used to be more child friendly around people or to confuse people who do not know what it means. The amount of "shme"s added refers to the size of the boner. Therfore,a small boner is a "shme" and the particularily large one is a "shmeshmeshme"
Woman 1 "Did you see the size of that guy's shmeshme?
Woman 2 "Yes! It was huge! Almost a shmeshmeshme!"

Girl 1: "How was the shmeshme?"
Small Child: "Wait what is a shmeshme?"
Girl 2: "It was pretty good, don't worry little kid it is a fruit"
by ShmeShme March 4, 2009
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awk sesh

Short for "awkward session." Used to describe any extended period of intense awkwardness, or otherwise, a congregation of people, animals, or things that, collectively, are ridiculously awk.
When that guy walked in with no pants on, that was straight up awk sesh.
by Roger S. July 16, 2008
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40 Smash

A drinking game to Super Smash Bros. The players have 40 lives and each have a 40oz bottle of beer. With each death the players take a drink and must be finished with the bottle by the time they have lost all of their 40 lives. If a play finishes early they still must continue drinking by going and getting extra cans.
Hey want to go play some 40 Smash, tonight?
by Chip Cook January 2, 2009
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Keyboard Smash

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by BOT1games April 20, 2019
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Smash a Hole

To have fast, often rough (but not disgusting) sex, with someone who you don't like. Smashing a hole often occurs when one is horny, and just looking for what could plainly be called a "Fuck". See also Smash.
"Dude, I'm totally gonna smash a hole with Crissie tonight!"
"But you hate that bitch..."
by Aaron P. July 24, 2008
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Smash City

When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!
AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.

JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
by JB AND DB June 24, 2010
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Smash It Out!

A belief and approach to exercise, diet and lifestyle, where to 'Smash It Out' is to put your best foot forward, give 100% effort and have no reservations that you could have done more.

To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.

To complete a hard-core spy training style session.

To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!
Come on guys, let's Smash It Out together!

Really go hard on good eating this week - Smash It Out!
by APT1 June 7, 2011
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