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A clever word used in substitution for boner from the penal area. Either used to be more child friendly around people or to confuse people who do not know what it means. The amount of "shme"s added refers to the size of the boner. Therfore,a small boner is a "shme" and the particularily large one is a "shmeshmeshme"

Woman 1 "Did you see the size of that guy's shmeshme?
Woman 2 "Yes! It was huge! Almost a shmeshmeshme!"

Girl 1: "How was the shmeshme?"
Small Child: "Wait what is a shmeshme?"
Girl 2: "It was pretty good, don't worry little kid it is a fruit"

ShmeShme by ShmeShme March 4, 2009

Shmishmell

To roast or fuck

You just got shmishmelled!!!!

Shmishmell by momiscool August 4, 2017

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shmashmer

An attachment made for the end of a BIC lighter used to pack down a bowl. Originates from the actual name brand ASHMASHMER which is said as ASH-MASHER. shmashmer is pronounced as SHMASH-MER. This was found to be an easier way to say the actual name so ashmasher was replaced by shmasher forever in the vernacular of those that blaze the herb.

Me: Hey this bowl has hella ash on top, pass me your shmashmer so I can get a hit

Frankie: Fa Sho homie I got the ninja, black lighter with the black shmashmer.

shmashmer by DasBuskirk December 6, 2010

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Shme Shme Shme

A substitute for a word or group of words that you do not know. Can be used when singing, quoting movies or just talking. Must me said in a whisper.

1. We are the champions shme shme shme....

2. person 1: Hey dude what that movie was that joke from?

person 2: Shme shme shme

Shme Shme Shme by thestyg June 3, 2014

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sheshmesh

sheshmesh is a middle eastern term for backgammon

Hey Samir, would you like to play a game of sheshmesh

sheshmesh by crinjah December 11, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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