ShmeShme

A clever word used in substitution for boner from the penal area. Either used to be more child friendly around people or to confuse people who do not know what it means. The amount of "shme"s added refers to the size of the boner. Therfore,a small boner is a "shme" and the particularily large one is a "shmeshmeshme"

Woman 1 "Did you see the size of that guy's shmeshme?
Woman 2 "Yes! It was huge! Almost a shmeshmeshme!"

Girl 1: "How was the shmeshme?"
Small Child: "Wait what is a shmeshme?"
Girl 2: "It was pretty good, don't worry little kid it is a fruit"

ShmeShme by ShmeShme March 4, 2009

Shmishmell 

To roast or fuck

You just got shmishmelled!!!!

Shmishmell by momiscool August 4, 2017

shmashmer

An attachment made for the end of a BIC lighter used to pack down a bowl. Originates from the actual name brand ASHMASHMER which is said as ASH-MASHER. shmashmer is pronounced as SHMASH-MER. This was found to be an easier way to say the actual name so ashmasher was replaced by shmasher forever in the vernacular of those that blaze the herb.

Me: Hey this bowl has hella ash on top, pass me your shmashmer so I can get a hit

Frankie: Fa Sho homie I got the ninja, black lighter with the black shmashmer.

shmashmer by DasBuskirk December 6, 2010

Shme Shme Shme 

A substitute for a word or group of words that you do not know. Can be used when singing, quoting movies or just talking. Must me said in a whisper.

1. We are the champions shme shme shme....

2. person 1: Hey dude what that movie was that joke from?

person 2: Shme shme shme

Shme Shme Shme by thestyg June 3, 2014

sheshmesh 

sheshmesh is a middle eastern term for backgammon

Hey Samir, would you like to play a game of sheshmesh

sheshmesh by crinjah December 11, 2009