Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

Simple Logic

Defo an alt for tingles

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!

by A very hot person December 9, 2019

simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.

Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.

It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.

by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019

Simpess

Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks

P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money

by ceo-mert February 16, 2020

Simpest of Simps

Gage Frame

Bro Gage is such a Simpest of simps

by TheAlbinoMale February 29, 2020