Simpsonize

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.

by WWJD1 November 3, 2007

Simpsonian

Any one of the few people who still believe that The Simpson's is better than Family Guy.

Dude 1) Hey, did you see Family Guy last night?

Dude 2) Family Guy!?! That show sucks! The Simpson's are sooooooo much better!

Dude 2) Dude, you're such a Simpsonian

by UltimateShadow January 29, 2010

Bart Simpson

a boy who is lame when compared to the rest of the simpsons characters

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

by Randall September 27, 2003

Mayor of Simpleton

Never been near a university, never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun, and of
Mathematics well I want none, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song, and all crossword
Puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you.
I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say, what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act, it takes brains to do that anyway.
(And anyway...)
And I can't unravel riddles problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,

And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you).
If depth of feeling is a currency
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree
(No chain of office and no hope of getting one),
Some of your friends are too brainy to see that they're paupers
And that's how they'll stay.
Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton of all the Nobel
Prizes that I've never won, and I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one things and that's I love you.
When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

simpsonism

The idea that you can get away with any crime regardless of the severity or ridiculousness. To be a simpsonist.

John:Yo man you killed someone, went to trial, got off, then went and robbed some guys for fuckin sports memorabilia. O.J: Yea fool,You should follow simpsonism.

by Brett Owen March 22, 2008

Oj Simpson

1. God.
2. Also known as Jesus Christ in 34 states and Puerto Rico

Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz

by brent harrison bitchez October 8, 2007

Homer Simpson

Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from Family Guy look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.

Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.

by James Lowe December 28, 2005