by Toroo_Sori May 15, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by WIKIPEDIA IS RUNNED BY CHINA June 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. To be simp is to to be awesome. To be a simp ass muthafucka, you gotta feed off of heavy 808s and meaningless lyrics in hip hop songs. Some examples of simp ass muthafuckas are; Rick Ross. That's it.
by DEG0 September 27, 2019
Get the Simpmug. A term used by incels and misogynists to shame gentlemen who respect women and defend them. It's also used to shame provider men who take care of their women and protect them.
*A man protects and provides for his woman and treats her as a priority*
Failure incel: he's a simp.
Failure incel: he's a simp.
by Freakphobe January 6, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
A dude who is just “too nice.”
Simps are usually those dudes who are friend zoned by women that they truly like/love/want more than anything, but are usually placed in a lower ranking than other guys in a females repertoire, because a Simp practices a chivalrous, respectful, and friendly approach.
Girls find simps strictly platonic and if YOU are a simp, chances are you’ll go through the motions of dead end conversations, lack of effort towards you unless a girl wants something from you (I.e. A couple bucks, someone to talk to about other guy trouble, alcohol runs without an invite to drink, etc.),
Barely being recognized for your effort towards said female, and being thrown to side for other men.
For lack of better words: a dude who can’t get pussy because girls think he’s too nice of a guy.
See Nice Guy or Friendzoned
Simps are usually those dudes who are friend zoned by women that they truly like/love/want more than anything, but are usually placed in a lower ranking than other guys in a females repertoire, because a Simp practices a chivalrous, respectful, and friendly approach.
Girls find simps strictly platonic and if YOU are a simp, chances are you’ll go through the motions of dead end conversations, lack of effort towards you unless a girl wants something from you (I.e. A couple bucks, someone to talk to about other guy trouble, alcohol runs without an invite to drink, etc.),
Barely being recognized for your effort towards said female, and being thrown to side for other men.
For lack of better words: a dude who can’t get pussy because girls think he’s too nice of a guy.
See Nice Guy or Friendzoned
Jay: Yeah man, Jessica definitely keeps throwing me off to the side.
Ty: What do you mean?
Jay: I took her out to dinner, then she asked me to drop her off at a house that wasn’t hers. I’m like getting nothing from her.
Ty: Stop trying bro, you’re acting like a Simp.
Jay: I guess so bro..
Ty: What do you mean?
Jay: I took her out to dinner, then she asked me to drop her off at a house that wasn’t hers. I’m like getting nothing from her.
Ty: Stop trying bro, you’re acting like a Simp.
Jay: I guess so bro..
by SpazzMoto September 21, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Some shithead who falls so bad for a girl they will do anything for her.
Or a short way of saying Simpson.
Or a short way of saying Simpson.
Guy1: Have you seen that simp?
Guy2: Yeah, he gave her 3000k in cash and stripped on the street to have her.
Guy1: I seen that guy cut off a finger for her.
Simp Fan: I’ve never seen that episode before.
Guy2: Yeah, he gave her 3000k in cash and stripped on the street to have her.
Guy1: I seen that guy cut off a finger for her.
Simp Fan: I’ve never seen that episode before.
by oh shoot I missed that September 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug.