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scoopoling

To kick one in the testicles so hard that they protrude out the eye sockets. Then slingshot back through the anus and leave the body forever.
Guy: I love scoopoling people
by Dr.pepper June 1, 2023
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scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!
by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023
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Cobble-shlopped

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly
1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!
by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008
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goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.
"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"
by van whalen December 17, 2009
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pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping
Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.
by acehole2 July 5, 2010
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Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys
Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping
by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011
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Chili-Scooping

The act of immense flirting in an incredibly thirsty way. Usually ends in the exchange of phone numbers and awkward eye contact.
*stranger walks up, asks for help with a problem*
Stranger: "In case I have a problem can I have your number?"
You: "Sure"
*gives number*

Friend: "GURL he is scooping yo chili so hard"
You: "What is chili-scooping?"
by tandell September 6, 2013
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