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Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.
"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
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Sebby Shitstain

Sebby Shitstain is a bum who gives you backshots and rapes you and farts on ur head while giving you head
Sebby Shitstain over here just shat a load while i blew my load
by SuckMyBigBlackWilly November 25, 2025
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For the NEVER ENDING EGO OF ANAL ALAN.

See ELABORATE SHITEATER
ASSH0LE how can you have this EGO when you have to be a MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER for being especially THE POINT MAN 666FAG at MANDALAY BAY in PARADISE,, NEVADA on OCTOBER 1, 2017 with STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK the TRIGGER MAN where you both met as his handle was PADD0CK on SQUIRT and your HANDLES SHIT and ASSH0LE on this THE H0M0SEXUAL WEBSITE OUT OF T0R0NT0 CANADA as you were never T0RN but I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED!!!!

You really don't have a choice as it is MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER as keep it up RIGHT NOW as yes my ASSH0LE M0UTH IS L0ADED and I am chewing THE SHIT quite a BIT and not SWALLOWING right away AND IT IS PAINFUL!!!!!
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 13, 2022
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Politically correct shitstain

A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.
-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.
by adamolanadam June 21, 2022
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MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING

When the PEDOPHILE is entering into UNCERTAINTY and EXTREME FRIGHT.
Unpredictable MANDATORY SHIT EATING as you are required to do it way more often as your MANDATORY FAG PUMP that EG0 IS SOARING but you can't help it but MANDATORY INTENSE SHIT EATING will as ANAL ALAN it is going to get SCARIER AND SCARIER as you obviously make attempts to constipate yourself with MANDATORY PISS DRINKING as tell you what , go to the MANDATORY INTENSE SHITEATING NOW ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE MANDATORY SHITEATER.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022
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World's Shittest Bar

Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.
Archie - "Fancy a pint in the World's Shittest Bar, Billy?"
Billy - "No. Let's go."
by MaccieG August 20, 2023
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