You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.
by shankbrothers September 30, 2023

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.
by Dethkock August 5, 2010

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor
by smexy poop November 8, 2007

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.
Or....
My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
Or....
My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014
