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Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.
You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.
by shankbrothers September 30, 2023
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shank

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.
Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous
by Dethkock August 5, 2010
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Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking
I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie
by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008
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Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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shankative

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor
holy shankative my entrails!!
by smexy poop November 8, 2007
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Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014
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