A old ass bitch who is usually fat who goes online to find younger men as she pretended to be a younger woman. She can go on chatrooms, AIM, sometimes even World of Warcraft. She is not too much of a threat it is just annoying when You want to meet Cyndi at a bar and you end up meeting Gladys.
Martha was an E-shank as she woul stay up chatting to younger men while living in a studio apartment with her daughter.
by Tanner L. December 25, 2007
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You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
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Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
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Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
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