tire of shame

1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.

2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.

Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.

Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.

by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012

Same Lane Shame Change

When you try to pass a slow moving car by switching lanes only to find there is another car going slower, then you get back behind the previous car.

I had to do a Same Lane Shame Change after I tried passing the old lady in the POV then ended up behind a mini van.

by mdub783 July 19, 2014

spot of shame

when some trackie clad youth goes for a piss and doesn't shake the drips off their ol' boy properly and a ring of piss appears in the crotch area of their trackies.

"he must have just had a piss, look at that Spot Of Shame"

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

Honk of shame

A short, friendly double-honk one safe driver gives another driver seen texting while driving.

If I ever see someone texting while driving, I give them the honk of shame to encourage them to focus on the road before they cause an accident.

by Stokedville May 26, 2016

Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.

Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!

by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016

Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.

To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*

by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017

Selfie of Shame

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.

She posted a Selfie of Shame on her Facebook page to show everyone she slept with her friends man.

by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017