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breaking the seal

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.
Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.
by baby carlos March 9, 2010
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seal

Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.
The only seal I club listens to EMO.
by RNB September 19, 2006
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Seal-the-deal

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.
by Auggie Gingers May 30, 2011
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seals

seals are what west brom fans call villa fans because of that stupid motion they do when they sing 'villa! villa!'
seals are scum

seals fans are fickle
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Navy SEAL

Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment.

This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.
J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.

L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.

J: The what?

L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.
by MistaTwista January 30, 2010
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Anna Segal

A woman who was originally born a man, who then changed into a woman by the helpful hands of technology today, Anna Segal is know to be a loser or have "no friends", She is a joke to society and is a waste of oxygen.
1. That Anna Segal is a waste of air.

2. Loser

3. Freak

4. No one likes you

5. Oxygen waste
by mmm!! April 14, 2010
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land seal

A lazy piece of shit who is hungover and requests food as they are out of there natural environment and cant move so they need nourishment.
Natalie is such a land seal she asked me to deliver her a bagel today!
by Jumanjinegro March 7, 2017
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