Scruffy cunt

A person called Ray who has no boundaries or shame. He will smoke your last fag and not even save you half

Ray is a scruffy cunt

by anonymous June 2, 2024

Scaffr

A man who is a literal spanner. Works the pole but not in the fun sexy way and smells so bad his soap runs from him in the bath.

Scaffr is a stinky spanner.

by I_Koda_I November 30, 2024

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

SCUMFORT

(noun) scum·fort /ˈskʌm.fərt/

A false sense of comfort in a bad situation. When someone gets so used to dysfunction, toxicity, or mediocrity that they stop trying to improve. Complacency disguised as contentment.

“He’s been stuck in that dead-end job for years, but he won’t leave. He’s deep in his scumfort.”
“She knows that relationship is trash, but she’s too comfortable in her scumfort to move on.”
“Stop making excuses. You’re not happy—you’re just stuck in scumfort.”

by Brianna Baynard February 1, 2025

Scoffloding

To constantly play an unplayable computer game, despite all its issues and never winning at the game, just wasting time knowing it’s pointless but not giving up.

I hate the fact we’ve wasted 4 hours again, such scoffloding.

You are a scoffloder, just play another game.

What we doing tonight? Some scoffloding?

by Original Scoffloder May 9, 2025