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Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
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Scomed

Scomed, meaning to be destroyed in a game
DUDE THAT GUY SCOMED ME”
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scared to hit

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scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.
Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!
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Score

£20
Plasterer: just got paid a few scores for my job in Buckhurst Hill get in!
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Scorndrake

akin to the tooth fairy, this mythical creature will sell your organs on the black market while you're asleep. ruh roh!
person 1: i got scorndraked
person 2: I LOVED drake's newest album!
me: give me back my organs, mr. shakespeare.
by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024
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Snoredogging

The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.
I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'
by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024
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