scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.

Look at that scoop over there.

by Narwalz November 21, 2018

Scoop team

Scoop team could be a high class group of individuals representing some sort of gang or mob of people

Oh fuck he look like he would be in a scoop team

by Scoop teams leader October 9, 2022

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

scoop

The part of the butt at the buttom that curves around and meets the thigh.

That girl has a nice ass. I love that scoop at the buttom.

by SonicBoom54 August 26, 2011

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

scoop glasses

Glasses worn by some chick who’s either really cool or super lame no in between not the OG scoop apparel but still pretty rad

Wow she’s wearing scoop glasses she MIGHT be chill but hard telling.

by Mashedhellspawn March 22, 2022