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pressed sausage

Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005
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sausage whiff

When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.
by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022
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sausage rocket

A fast moving object fueled by sausages.
Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!
by t0nmontana December 22, 2009
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Brown Sausage

When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!
by knolller938 July 22, 2012
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sausage footprint

a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
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Sausage link

by Ethansdaddy November 14, 2017
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sausage chamber

Chelsea cried out, "stick your tongue deep into my rotten sausage chamber".
by A Gdjk February 5, 2008
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