sausage massage

A hand job.

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017

Sausage Gallery

Similar to "the peanut gallery", but a group, solely made up of men, who feel the need to pick at, comment on or gossip about something.

Particularly used during a military deployment about presents, goods, pictures, etc. that the women send forward which get "reviewed" by the other servicemen.

I don't think that life-sized picture of her in her wedding dress she sent will ever see the light of day. Could you imagine the comments from the sausage gallery?

by MadlyDeeplyTruly June 13, 2009

sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.

I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.

by rburger May 24, 2012

sausage whiff

When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.

Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.

by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022

sausage rocket

A fast moving object fueled by sausages.

Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!

by t0nmontana December 22, 2009

Sausage link

Ethan Dolan apparently

“ peace out sausage link”

by Ethansdaddy November 14, 2017

sausage chamber

A colloquial term for the vagina.

Chelsea cried out, "stick your tongue deep into my rotten sausage chamber".

by A Gdjk February 5, 2008