Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005
Get the pressed sausagemug. When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022
Get the sausage whiffmug. Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!
by t0nmontana December 22, 2009
Get the sausage rocketmug. When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
by knolller938 July 22, 2012
Get the Brown Sausagemug. a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
Get the sausage footprintmug. 
by A Gdjk February 5, 2008
Get the sausage chambermug.