Santa Fe Shave

your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing

Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.

by Dwardo January 11, 2005

Santa Fe Fiesta

When you put hot sauce on a condom and proceed to put your penis in the rectum of a woman and switch to her vagina and continue in a manner of switching until she dies.

I heard Tammy Ledbetter died of a Santa Fe Fiesta.

by C J E March 19, 2009

Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.

That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.

by The SC Victim May 19, 2011

Santa Clara

the place wouldnt be so bad, but surly fuckin lives there. so it pretty much sucks hella dick.

surly is a bitch ass hoe, and she lives in santa clara.

by chicken head October 27, 2003

Santa Claus

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

Santa Snipe

To shoot your Semen in a projectile-like way.

Did you hear betty went blind?

Yeah john santa sniped her in the eye

by killa''' January 3, 2010

Santa Claus's Beard

The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD

Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for

by Golfito October 20, 2010