surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.

@wagonreality

Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.

by wagonreality April 26, 2016

surging sanders

(n.) when you cum out of nowhere

oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders

by drakeandjoshfan1234 May 8, 2016

Brandon Sanderson

An Asteroid.

Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community

by anonymous May 23, 2022

The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Sandruff

Grains of sand left in your hair after spending the day at the beach.

I rinsed off at the beach but my hair's still full of sandruff.

by MagicSam June 29, 2011

Sandro

Sandro is someone who likes the instrumental version of the song Firestone by Kygo. Usually that person also uses that song as their ringtone.

Person 1: Hey, what is your favourite song
Person 2: My favourite song is the instrumental version of Firestone by Kygo. I even use it as my ringtone
Person 1: You're such a Sandro
Person 2 ok

by L3ny May 22, 2021

sandra oh

The only woman ever, she has amazing hair, she is a very talented actress, and she is just an amazing person

“Who’s that amazing attractive lady over there?”
“Oh that’s sandra oh”

by sandraohsdarling October 19, 2022