Swine Flu

Hooking up with a fat chick.

Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?

by Rhynon July 1, 2009

How 'they swinging?

Way of asking someone how they are.Usually between two males as it is a reference to their genitalia.Although could be used on a woman with a nice set.Similar to "hows it hanging?" and the ever popular "how are your testicles today?"

John: Hey Pete how 'they swinging?
Pete: Ahh you know yourself fairly low and to the left

by Dr.Benway February 28, 2009

swing on it

What you tell someone they can do. Can be used in place of 'Kiss my ass', 'go to hell', or 'fuck off' etc... Refers to the male genetalia.

"You got a problem? Well fuckin swing on it."

by EBS121781 April 22, 2008

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

by Swineian October 31, 2009

Quit swingin my balls

Means leave me alone and quit harassing me.

Hey woman, quit swingin my balls.

by wes12345 February 28, 2007

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

chinese moon swing

the chinese moon swing:kind of like a 69,but standing up,with the girls back facing towards you.her legs wraping around your neck.and her neck tilted back to suck your dick while eating her out.(girl must be flexible)

this asian girl taught me this..... weird shit,it was like........damm it WAS GOOD.They called it the CHINESE MOON SWING

by asiawithlove April 25, 2006