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playing stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble
"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.

"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?

"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."

"Okay thanks"

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"Haha, I love playing stupid, it works every time."
by dhun April 1, 2015
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Wicked Stupid Fuck

A person so clueless or stupid that they will somehow screw up the ultimate Free Lunch or Million Dollar deal.
1st Guy: Hey did ya hear that they offered him the Executive Vice President position but he turned it down to be the Mail Room Runner.
2nd Guy: No I hadn't. WOW! What a wicked stupid fuck he is.
by LJ Jr. October 24, 2016
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uber stupor

when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.
Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago.

I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.

Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor
by gs000 July 23, 2018
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Keemstar Stupid

When someone is so stupid like Keemstar they become "Keemstar Stupid"
"You are really Keemstar stupid God damn."
by Jige0n March 17, 2021
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A stupid

Believe me you searched this so urban dictonary can tell you
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by CR7andmessiisGOAT June 27, 2023
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Chaotic Stupid

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.
DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.
by alternateolympus October 30, 2023
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Smart Phone Stupid

The act of using one's smart phone to call someone for information you could have looked up on your smart phone by yourself.
Why call the theater for movie times when you could have just looked it up on your smart phone stupid?
by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
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