stonedgilly

A legendary shiny pokemon that dabs a lot on twitch.

stonedgilly basically smokes weed everyday

by BarryMacockiner February 12, 2023

Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.

Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.

by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

goal stole

The act of tapping the ball just before it goes over the line even though it was already going in. This mean the goal now goes on the record of the last person to touch the ball. Hence that person just 'goal stole'

Damn that b**** just goal stole off me!! and its the finals too!

by Damn Right xxx October 8, 2011

the stoned master

The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.

Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.

by superbipolar420 November 20, 2015

Rolling Stoned

It’s also an upchurch song

•Charlie Daniels said you shouldn't go smoke that dope
But hell, I can't help, I love rolling stoned
Yeah, I love rolling stoned - Upchurch
• Bro, we are so rolling stoned tonight

by Smokey.42015 March 11, 2019

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019