Sage

A fucking hoe with a dark soul. Loves Pewdiepie and cats flipping people off.

Me: Hi Sage
Sage: (pulls down front shirt pocket that has a picture of a cat flipping me off)
Me: Nice

by SeemlyManatee13 May 16, 2019

Bob Saget

A Pimp, an inevator of modern day television, and the coolest guy alive curently. You can never top Bob Saget, because he hooks up with more chicks than you ever will.

MEMORABLE SAGETRY:

Bob Saget: Theres Shit EVERYWHERE!!!

Bob Saget: "What am I going to say? You gave me millions of dollars, you bastards?"

Bob Saget: "I'm kind of schizophrenic, literally,"

by JJJJJJJJKKKKKKKK December 12, 2008

halston sage

grace, the dumb blond on how to rock on nickelodeon. you're jealous of her because she's prettier than you and banging james maslow.

person 1: that one halston sage chick is so fucking hot
person 2: ew no she's ugly
person 1: than i wish i was as ugly as her

by zsxfdcgfvhbjhnj October 8, 2012

Sage

Sage is a beautiful, intelligiant girl. She doesn't care about what anyone thinks & man is her dancing good. Sage is a great friend and a fun person to be around. Don't miss out on your chance to have her as a friend!

Person #1: awe man, is that girls name sage?

Person #2: yeah dude she's a good friend
Persons #1: well I mean she is a sage after all!

by And.g July 6, 2017

Sage

Sage is a great kid that litterally everyone loves. Everyone in the school is friends with her because of her sweet, kind personality. No one would every want to be mean to her because she is so pure.

Guy 1: you know sage
Guy 2: oh yeah that super nice girl that everyone loves, ya she's awesome

by Thinngie June 9, 2018

Sage

The most handsome guy in the room. All the females secretly look at him at immediately feel horny making him the first guy to be able to get any and every girl. A Sage has brown eyes, brown hair and is usually shy at first but once you get to know him, you can never get him out of your dirty little mind at 1am in the morning. He is funny and friendly especially when drunk and he loves to have a good time with friends and the people around him. Just an all round awesome kid.

Damn, Sage is so hot I just wanna ditch my bf for him.

by thesexiestalivetoosexyforu September 28, 2019

sage

sexy girl with a hot body has beautiful brown eyes and can make any man melt to her feet. she will fuck you better than object with a vagina. but mostly she is sweet and caring but if you piss her off she will either bitch you out like non other or just straight up punch you in the face.

look at sage shes so sexy i would tap that.

by awesomeamazingsuperhero October 8, 2011