Sonic Team

A group of greedy assholes who kill Sonic. See: Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces

Sonic Team has gone downhill ever since 2014, but Mania and the movie were good. Any true Sonic fan knows this.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

Sonic Effect

When a form of media or literature is so perfect (i.e The Sonic Movic) experiencing any other entertainment leaves a sense of dissatisfaction and disappointment.

"Just saw Upward and when it ended I could only think about how nothing can compare to seeing Sonic in theaters"
-Thomas A.(First Recorded Example of the Sonic Effect)

by OurLordSonic March 7, 2020

Das Panda Sonic

Imagine your friend ships themselves with shadow the Hedgehog

Why is he so weird das Panda Sonic

by Fffffffffffffuuuuuuukk November 22, 2021

Sonic Speed Shot

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

Sonic Overdose

What someone who is clinically insane will seach up repeatedly. Searching it up on Google Images will result in the sight of a Sonic News Network image edited to say, "You can't change the past, but you can still overdose on ketamine in a WalMart parking lot."

Max: "SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE SONIC OVERDOSE."
Alex: "Dang, that guy must be insane."

by empha September 19, 2023

sonic

eriso culio azul mutante super sonico que culea con tails tails es un zorro amarillo que es gey homosexual y quiere el pito de sonic

sonic corre conchatumadre tu mama quiere chuparnos el pene

by makilox December 16, 2023

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022