Shanghai City Shuffle

Variation of "Kansas City Shuffle." Its when a girl looks good from behind or from afar, but when she turns around or when she gets close you realize shes Asian.

Watch out for a Shanghai City Shuffle whenever you take the bus to Chinatown.

by Jerico February 6, 2007

three finger shuffle

female masturbation

She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.

by returnunopened January 27, 2010

Wal Mart Shuffle

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.

Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.

by AgentX23 March 2, 2009

Leaky Clam Shuffle

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.

My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.

by Zemanator June 17, 2016

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005

white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

by angry Dick April 15, 2011

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003