Scamdemic

A pandemic that is sensationalized with a narrative that supports an agenda.

Ralph: "Hey man, don't stick your dick in Stacy. I hear she got the blue waffle from a gang bang with half the football team."

Steve: "There ain't no fucking blue waffle. That shit's a scamdemic."

by Roy Biggins August 13, 2021

scamp

To take without permission; to steal. Usually but not always with playful rather than malicious intentions.

One who scamps is said to be a scamper.

The stolen object is said to have been scamped. If it had a previous owner, he or she is also correctly said to have been scamped.

To rescamp is to take the object in question from its original scamper.

Scamping efforts are judged qualitatively based on creativity and resourcefulness. Victims of particularly good scamps are said to have been scamped bad or scamped hard.

Wayne scamped the last slice of pizza by telling Joe that there was a three-screen game of Super Smash Brothers 64 going on upstairs.

I didn't call fives on the seat, so Jill scamped it from me.

by Henderson House December 14, 2008

scammel

tall greasy hair with a unibrow and some fungus growing on his left ear stupid

alex scammel the dam stupid

by Richard April 15, 2005

daddy’s cam whore

Daddy’s cam whore: is someone who is a basic cam whore with the added on fact of them being in a ddlg relationship and they tend to do it for there “daddy”

She is such a daddy’s cam whore

by DRUGSarebadm’kay October 7, 2018

turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

scamp

Shorten version of scamper, another cocaine slang

"hey man give me another scamp"
"that was some good scamp you got"

by Rip Chikkin January 15, 2004

Scambo

A scandolous Cambodian.

That asian girl is definitely scambolous!

by o_romeo May 6, 2009