A hand job.
by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017
Get the sausage massagemug. a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0
Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.
by Skeetfarmer February 19, 2009
Get the sausage footprintmug. Boy oh Boy! Look at that sausage rocket go! He must have a tank full of sausages to be going that fast!
by t0nmontana December 22, 2009
Get the sausage rocketmug. When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022
Get the sausage whiffmug. Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005
Get the pressed sausagemug. 
by A Gdjk February 5, 2008
Get the sausage chambermug.