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An old Richard

A name given to the phenomenon whereby someone is not that old but definately looks it. The person who if stood next to an older colleague would still look older than them. An old Richard is the kind of person you'd accuse of having a hard paper round in past times but looks like he's still doing that paper round. Old Richards frequent places like Aylsham , Holt and other Norfolk market towns.
"Oh look there's an old Richard, he's only young but he looks so old , he must have delivered newspapers for the whole country in his time !"
by Biker2020 October 10, 2020
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Richard Jefferson

A NBA basketball player who is pretty talented and good but He is the whitest Black guy I have ever heard speak. Like when I saw him I was like, this guy is gonna sound like a gangsta, and then he was like: "Well hypothetically speaking that is, we are gonna try to do our best and, just play as a team"
I almost fell off my couch, funniest thing ever.
And he's dating a white girl, so she must of had some influence on him, but lol just listen to him the next time he is having an interview... lol
an interview Richard Jefferson had with Norma Wyck
he sounded soooo white, and it took me by surprise
by Blackman 1212 May 14, 2007
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richard gear

A clothing line for small rodents, not unlike miniature Tommy gear
Did you see that gerbil's new richard gear? It be da bomb
by playa hater February 24, 2004
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Swinging Richard

A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'
Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"
by Jespo87 September 28, 2008
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richard

a very “handsome” man(women) he thinks out of the box, he sometimes may dye his hair or paint his nails. though richard is a laugh and very nice he deals with his own struggles. he sometimes is depressed and emo ;(
if you see this give a richard a hug he(she) needs it.🥺💞
girl one: richard is so nice
girl two: and hot ;)
richard’s bf: yeah he(she) is🥵❤️
by yummypusspuss November 9, 2019
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Richard Stallman

Founder of the Free Software Foundation and one of the most popular figures in open-source. A complete nutjob of a person.

-Richard Stallman has called Bill Gates evil for asking users to stop pirating his software (a version of BASIC)

-Richard Stallman has accused the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation of ruining many third-world countries

-Richard Stallman says that proprietary software is outright evil

-Richard Stallman is obsessed with the phrase "GNU Slash Linux" and will correct anyone who calls it just "Linux" to no end. He's also been known to refuse speaking requests to those that don't use "proper" terminology.

-Richard Stallman, in his new GPLv3, won't let any GPL'ed software be used on hardware that implements DRM, hurting relations with hardware vendors.
"Protesting against proprietary software in April 2006, Richard Stallman held a 'Don't buy from ATI, enemy of your freedom' placard at a speech by an ATI representative in the building where Stallman works, resulting in the police being called"
You can't make this stuff up
by r3negade August 18, 2008
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Richard

Proper noun/n: A common but in a form of name in a sense of dominance; In most cases, the Letter "R" in its capital form shows a form of difference, but yet the name Richard is commonly used in human labeling. Richard is commonly reffered to as "Dick", which in fact is the nickname. Though some humor this fact, they tend to avoid the symbolism of the male dominance in the name, and the effect of impact in speech. The name, almost as other names, when introduced in a conversation, people who are in ear's reach of it would react to the specific name. In a way of hetero paradigm, Richard could be a "normal" living a "normal" life; A Richard could be reading this exact definition due to curiosity or suggestion or boredom; A Richard could have been born to the Earth to change it, to revolutionize, to excel and leave his mark upon the world. There is no proof nor evidence to the true definition of Richard, judging by the obvious fact that a person defines the term "Richard" in their own way..
Person 1: Please state your name and ID number, please.

Person 2: Richard, 100101

Person 1: What is your purpose for being here, Richard 100101 and why do you exist?

Person 2: Whether I am Richard or not is irrelevant, but my definition of my full purpose is the road I must follow to become the "Richard" I want to define.
by Spurious Enigma October 21, 2008
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