rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
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