The Rub

Irritation of the skin around the clambeard from a dudes facial stubble after bobbing for apples. Once commonly thought to be an STD.

Lindsay - "Remember that caveman who was walking down the hall? He totally gave me The Rub last night."

by TheRub March 24, 2009

Memphis Dry Rub

when a woman gives you a handjob using sandpaper as a glove. The idea is that through the intense pain, your adrenaline kicks in and releases the missing endorphins to make you feel good. Then you cope with a bleeding dick.

Half my dick is missing after that Memphis Dry Rub. I have to poop.

by Limey fuck December 16, 2008

green rub

Royal Naval slang for bad luck or getting the shitty end of the stick

I left her the week before she won the lotery what a green rub

by lezw October 30, 2010

pedaphile-rub

contact made from a pedaphille or other sexual miscreant/sleeze usually circular motions or patting followed by heavy breathing

that guy gives candy for pedaphille-rubs at the playground

by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005

vrenda rub

when you pee on your hand and then give a guy a hand job.

Brian wasnt satisfied until he got a vrenda rub.

by Vrenda August 30, 2006

Workplace Rub Square Up

term referring to a counter move to the Workplace Rub. The square up is performed by facing the perpetrator and squaring your shoulders to them. This discourages the Rub due to the fact that it will make it look like the perpetrator is trying to molest the victim. If the Rub is still performed with the Square up in place Wing Chun will be required.

Jermaine: Donnell HELP!!!! The Workplace Rub Square Up is not working!!!
Donnell: (hits John with repeated Wing Chun moves)

by The Denier February 18, 2010

Nottingham Back Rub

The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.

However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.

-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.

Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?

-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.

by kappafratstar December 9, 2010