Davey Rocket

To straddle a topless females chest, while she proceeds to Jack Off the male, resulting in necessary clean-up of her stomache, using napkins or towels. Usually the result of poor planning.

Girl: Yeah, he Davey Rocketed me at the cabin last night.
Guy#1: Haha, no way, how'd he clean it up?
Guy#2: Was it the paper towels or napkins?
Girl: Towel.

by Old James September 4, 2007

piss rocket

Often, when hauling cargo over long distances and in order to maintain a tight schedule, a truck driver may not have adequate time to make pit stops along the way. This predicament is solved by pissing into a water bottle (piss rocket) and firing said piss rocket out the window.

The highway was littered with blown tires and piss rockets.

by Teebs Malone May 9, 2008

Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.

Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket

by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

rocked

to get hit.
to be beaten without reprieve.

He bucked to the big dude and got his ass rocked.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

Nick Rockefeller

Some asshole from the Rockefeller banking dynasty that explained to Aaron Russo how they were going to create 9/11 and draw out a "war on terror" because there was no real enemy and that the media could convince everyone it was real with an end game goal of rfid micro chipping the entire united states population.

John: Damn! Did you see the movie Zeitgiest where Nick Rockefeller was talking about micro chipping the United States population?

David: Ya! It totally tripped me out and gave me nightmares for a month but it was the coolest thing I've ever seen at the same time!

John: I was thinking the same thing! Lets smoke!

David: Hell ya!

by Mr. Bojaynglez May 1, 2011

Crotch Rocket

A fast thing with 2 wheels i try to kill myself on

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

classic rock-er

One who listens to classic rock, even with all the fads of new rock. they appreciate good bands and lyrics that are just amazing. they agree there is a reason that the bands are still popular 40+ years later.
also see classic rock

KISS, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, Rolling Stones, Tom Petty, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin

by true classic rocker May 14, 2005