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Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.
Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!
by BarebackJack January 15, 2018
mugGet the Hungarian Pot Roastmug.

Syracuse spit roast

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related
I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.
by bigantsavage February 15, 2021
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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
mugGet the The "Fuck Yourself" Roastmug.

going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one March 3, 2011
mugGet the going pot roastmug.

Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot
“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”
by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021
mugGet the Oregon Pot Roastmug.

roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
mugGet the roasting my beanmug.

roast beef gash

A brown appearing vagina. Combining gash and an adjective
I opulent go down on her once I saw her roast beef gash
by Skeletonkeybumps April 19, 2018
mugGet the roast beef gashmug.

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