A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.
by Bull Moose May 22, 2012
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by §£xÿ B£a§t March 31, 2005
Get the republicans mug.someone who, despite the numerous spiteful and angry definitions on this website, believes in little government control of economics, tax breaks for all American citizens, a highly strong military, and the power of the individual. Republicans are individualists that are not to be confused with bible-thumping radicals that have, in recent years, taken over what was once a pure and successful party (minus the infamous Richard Nixon).
Person 1: Are you a Republican?
Person 2: Do you mean "am I someone who confuses politics with ethics" or "am I an American citizen with a conservative outlook on most issues?"
Person 1: the second.
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: wow, it's great to know that other people have different opinions than me because I respect other beliefs and realize that our country was founded on political/religious freedom.
Person 2: God/Allah/Yahweh/Science bless America.
The REAL Republican party will rise again, and bring with it the downfall of ignorant religious leaders that have no place in politics.
Person 2: Do you mean "am I someone who confuses politics with ethics" or "am I an American citizen with a conservative outlook on most issues?"
Person 1: the second.
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: wow, it's great to know that other people have different opinions than me because I respect other beliefs and realize that our country was founded on political/religious freedom.
Person 2: God/Allah/Yahweh/Science bless America.
The REAL Republican party will rise again, and bring with it the downfall of ignorant religious leaders that have no place in politics.
by iheartspongebob October 27, 2011
Get the Republican mug.the true political party for the United States of America. This political party takes the interests of real Americans (not illegal immigrants) and does its best to protect and preserve individual rights and the constitution of United States. This political party is made for those Americans who give something back to America and American values, such as hard honest work, and taking responsibility for your own actions.
If you dont believe in such things as "the best man for the job gets it regardless of race, color or creed" or having kids without taking responsibility for them then this isnt the political party for you.
Say what you want about George Bush, but he certainly didnt raise the national debt into the trillions less then 1 year into his Presidency.
Special Note: If you are a terrorist then you certainly dont like or belong to the Republican Party.
If you dont believe in such things as "the best man for the job gets it regardless of race, color or creed" or having kids without taking responsibility for them then this isnt the political party for you.
Say what you want about George Bush, but he certainly didnt raise the national debt into the trillions less then 1 year into his Presidency.
Special Note: If you are a terrorist then you certainly dont like or belong to the Republican Party.
Idiot Liberal: That Rep. Wilson is a jerk for what he did.
Republican Party: While it was in bad taste, you do know Obamacare didnt have any provisions excluding healthcare for illegal immigrants until he said something right?
Idiot Liberal: Oh,...the media never reported that.
Republican: Wow you mean the liberal media didnt report that?!? There is a huge surprise.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to give more back to charities and shelter the homeless. Follow my example, why last year I gave over $100,000 to charity.
Republican: Your family's net worth is almost $50 Million, thats less then half of 1% of it. So if I give $500 we could be considered even right?
Pelosi:.........
Dennis Kucinich: Abolish the death penalty.
Republican: Has any member of your family been raped or murdered?
Kucinich: Of course not, we dont live around poor people or in a poor neighborhood.
Republican: So you have no idea what its like to have that happen to you?
Kucinich: Nope
Republican: How you got elected I will never know.
Republican Party: While it was in bad taste, you do know Obamacare didnt have any provisions excluding healthcare for illegal immigrants until he said something right?
Idiot Liberal: Oh,...the media never reported that.
Republican: Wow you mean the liberal media didnt report that?!? There is a huge surprise.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to give more back to charities and shelter the homeless. Follow my example, why last year I gave over $100,000 to charity.
Republican: Your family's net worth is almost $50 Million, thats less then half of 1% of it. So if I give $500 we could be considered even right?
Pelosi:.........
Dennis Kucinich: Abolish the death penalty.
Republican: Has any member of your family been raped or murdered?
Kucinich: Of course not, we dont live around poor people or in a poor neighborhood.
Republican: So you have no idea what its like to have that happen to you?
Kucinich: Nope
Republican: How you got elected I will never know.
by Skidmark McGee October 1, 2009
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being filthy rich, including but not limited to: teresa heinz kerry, bill clinton, all of hollywood.
controlling the media, this is why we see a lot of pro war documentaries and pro capitalism pictures.
because they should give enough money to taxes to where they dont get to benefit from their achievements, whether inherited or self earned.
however, mostly they are harassed because they are in office right now.
being filthy rich, including but not limited to: teresa heinz kerry, bill clinton, all of hollywood.
controlling the media, this is why we see a lot of pro war documentaries and pro capitalism pictures.
because they should give enough money to taxes to where they dont get to benefit from their achievements, whether inherited or self earned.
however, mostly they are harassed because they are in office right now.
by both parties are twisted December 4, 2006
Get the Republican mug.An extreme right-wing view held by a very, very small percentage of the population. Not everyone who votes Republican fits the above description. Nowhere in the Bible is democracy even mentioned, let alone Jesus commanding people to vote one way or another. George Bush is not in direct communication with God. How can some people be so ignorant and rant such silly and thoughtless self-righteous garbage, while insinuating they are more intelligent than 53% of the country (who are creationists)?
If you sincerely believe Republican Christianity are plotting to take over the world or revoke the Constitution or some non-sense, douse yourself in kerosene and torch your body on a street corner in order to get your message to the masses. They might care for a second.
by TheLastNormalPerson November 2, 2007
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First time voter: I'm not sure who I want to vote for. Who do you like?
Smart Person: Well, it depends. From what you told me, you receive 900$ per week at the job you have now. A democrat president would have 350$ of your paycheck taken out every week to pay minorities such as mexicans and negroids who don't like working, but are perfectly capable of working. A republican would only take enough taxes out of your paycheck for what is absolutely necessary for the country, such as to repair roads, pay school systems for supplies needed, etc. A democrat believes that any minority doesn't have to work and can just get paid for hard-working peoples' labor while they sit back and receive checks for nothing
First time voter: Wow, only an idiot would vote democrat.
Smart Person: Well, it depends. From what you told me, you receive 900$ per week at the job you have now. A democrat president would have 350$ of your paycheck taken out every week to pay minorities such as mexicans and negroids who don't like working, but are perfectly capable of working. A republican would only take enough taxes out of your paycheck for what is absolutely necessary for the country, such as to repair roads, pay school systems for supplies needed, etc. A democrat believes that any minority doesn't have to work and can just get paid for hard-working peoples' labor while they sit back and receive checks for nothing
First time voter: Wow, only an idiot would vote democrat.
by Jason Smithsonian March 16, 2008
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