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Raging Spongiosum

When the erectile tissue of the penis rushes with blood at the site of someone particularly hot.
'I've got a raging spongiosum in my pants for you'
by b_bum October 17, 2009
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Viagra Rage

Similar to ‘Roid Rage' seen in pumped up musclemen, it is a condition afflicting men over a certain age and former power who have a residue of the prescription in their bodies that leads them to believe they are the most important, smartest, strongest person in the world. But in reality it amplifies the underlying insecurity, spite, and paranoia of a fading relevancy.
I’m beginning to believe what we are seeing in Sen. Lieberman's Health Care Reform positions can be diagnosed as Viagra Rage.

The Viagra Rage was on display at the last tea party protest against any change voted for by the majority in the last election.
by GusII December 15, 2009
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Piss Rage

Where a person is in such a rage they piss atleast 6 times in an hour !! Anything less and your just angry in need of a piss.
"Whats up with you ?You've been to the toilet 6 times in the last hour !!" "That nob head has given me piss rage!!!!"
by Jock Strap McCuan December 15, 2009
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Rage Wit

Similar to "Rage Quit", Rage Wit is when someone of superior intelligence becomes so overwhelmed with angst that instead of quitting they say something slanderous and hateful, yet full of wit. An extremely clever hateful statement, as it were.
note: Rage Wit can only happen -in the moment- and therefore cannot be premeditated in any way. It is impromtu.
by BuryTheLiving89 October 17, 2010
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raging teapot

An erect penis that is trying to be used for peeing.
I had to pee, but I had a raging teapot, so I had to bend over and peed on the seat!
by jayzee616 November 8, 2007
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cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008
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counter-rage

Raging in order to prevent a drunk from raging and harming other people or property.
James was about to tear the whole fucking house down, but Marty counter-raged and stopped him.
by Curt N. April 14, 2008
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