Ryan

Is either asexual or gay. No one can tell.

Ryan, what is your sexuality?

by SexyMinionBoi69 March 15, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a skinny dank prick. He has a small cock but brags about it. Ryan is dray as ice and won't tell anyone anything. He likes to smoke joints (weed) in the bathroom and shag skets in the kitchen.Ryan likes to eat two chips juice and half a chicken leg.

Oh look there's ryan let's hope he doesn't tell us about his peng cock.

by Swagerrdaverr420 October 30, 2019

ryan

a weirdo. all ryans are actual weirdos who are weird. they are like a different breed of human with their only knowledge being ‘how to be weird’.

He seems cool! *finds out his name is ryan* Oh, nevermind. He’s weird. 🙄

by i<3clash0fclans August 10, 2020

Ryan

Complete faggot, brags about having porn hub premium,horny as heck, pervert and pedophile, greasy long black hair, and bad acne, annoying as fuck, has every fetish to ever exist and more, eats gallons of mayonnaise at a time, lives in his moms’ basement, rapes any animal he comes across, masturbates at school, and has horrible body odor.

Ex: Shelby: “Ew, look at that creep over there, he’s so going to be a rapist when he grows up.”
Carrie: “ Yuck! You’re right he’s such a Ryan.”

by Dยήge𝔬͢͢͢ήMąຮter June 19, 2019

Ryan

A good person with a quirky personality, a good sense of who he is, and a generally fun person to be around. He has his demons, but he will always try to help if you need him.

I talked to Ryan, I feel a lot better now

by Qualimo January 21, 2019

Ryan

The true definition of Ryan is "little king." However, it would be more accurate to state that his name in fact means "little princess." He is the person who sings old music to you in the car, and making you feel like you are the only person in the world. He holds you when you feel down. He loves you when you do not even love yourself. His humor without a doubt is the wittiest and most clever thoughts you could never think of yourself. He is the one that will hold onto any inside joke like it's a secret language only meant for the two of you. He is the one that will keep you grounded and aware, yet will let you be your most self. He is the one that will drive 10 hours just to see you smile on Christmas morning. He is the one that will always eat cheese and wine with you. Now Ryan can hold a lot of emotions back, but has so many things to share. I cannot wait to know more about him. He is the type of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Mallory: Wow you know what Ryan's flaws are? He is TOO good looking.

Stranger: I heard that about him too! Man he is great!
Mallory: Agreed! Everyone needs to know Ryan!

by GrahamliketheCracker February 9, 2018

Ryan

The biggest chutiya you have ever seen in the world. You won't be able to understand that dumb ass because he thinks he is always right. He thinks he is the best and can get any girl. He has a fetish for legs.

Dekh chusela hai Ryan
Bhosad Chod hai Ryan

by ThaJhakasAadmi May 2, 2018