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Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Pissing Myself While Playing The Piano
Friend: *tells joke*
You: roflmaoapmwptp
by soadfreak33 January 21, 2004
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Roflmayo

When someone jizzes in a jar of mayonnaise, Mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.
Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this mayonnaise

Joe: I forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning

Bob: *barfs*
by OneSound September 13, 2009
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roflcoptr

Abbreviation for "Roll On the Floor Laughing and Coming On my Pants Trying to Resist it"
OMG hovercat! LOLOL roflcoptr
by skiptolol July 15, 2010
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rofldentist

Rofldentist, usually expressed when someone is being idiot or trying to make a new term, comes from the word rofl.

Rofldentist is mainly, used by nub and n00b users.
<nub> U r teh rofldentist!!1!
* l33t slaps nub around a bit with a large trout.
by N00b. January 14, 2006
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roflphobia

Fear of rofl, people rofling, or the word rofl
person 1 : rofl look at that total noob
person 2: omgbbqwtf did you just say, oh noes !11!!!!!1
person 1 : do you have roflphobia or something

person 2 has roflphobia
by Ian Michael April 30, 2006
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roflslut

Yet another word by the famous internet inventor of words, known only by his online gaming alias "JaJa". No one knows his true identify, but he will forever be honored within our internetual culture.

Roflslut is a widely used within the internetular culture. The definition is someone who uses the word "rofl" excessively. The word was founded in 1884 by Sir. Rofl of Greenburg. The story goes that he had many wives. One day they kept annoying him for more money saying "Rofl, Rofl, Rofl". He pulled out that pimp hand and just slapped those bitches. Tip of the day: Remember before pimp slapping, B.I.T.C.H. Bring your hand back. Inivision. Turn. Call out (in anger). Hit. Rofl called her a roflslut cause she was a slut and she kept saying his name to much. Once rofl became a commonly used word in internetual language a young man found the old word roflsut in a story he read. From then on the word has been used everywhere.
JaJa: Pie
Bob: rofl
JaJa: STFU NUB
Bob: rofl
JaJa: SILENCE U ROFLSLUT!
Bob: :( rofl
JaJa: THATS RIGHT BITCH!
by Lord JaJa September 30, 2006
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Rofltastic

Something that is pleasing in a greatly amusing manner. Derives from the word fantastic, meaning fantasy-like, only to exist in dreams or the imagination, and the accronym ROFL, which stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing.
person 1: Say, Pete, did you see that there's a banana hammock sale going on at the Salvation Army?
person 2: Rofltastic!

person 1: That n00b Olly went out with a transvestite he met online!
person 2: Rofltastic!
by Jackford December 12, 2008
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