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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023
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Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot
“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”
by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021
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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
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going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one March 3, 2011
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Roasting Biases Day

may 14th is when u roast ur friends biases

yuh have fun
"Hey it's Roasting Biases Day, ur bias can't sing lol."

"She's a rapper.."
by yvespls May 7, 2020
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Sticky Honey Roast

When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.
Yeah, I made her some Sticky Honey Roast if you catch my drift.
by StLucifera December 24, 2021
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roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
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