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I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.
Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004
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Put me in a box

Society's attempt to force people to conform and act/appear like normal people.
People are trying to put me in a box because I am just too punk.

Do not dare to try to put me in a box or I will schpunk all over you.

They tried putting me in a box by shunning me.
by massive erection3 September 25, 2010
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Put The Bitch Down

V.
To hit a woman square in the face (above the nose but below the forehead) so as to knock her out. This is to be done on ONLY one of these three conditions:
1.) Said woman comes at you with a knife in an attempt to kill you.
2.) Said woman points a gun at you.
or,
3.) Said woman attempts to poison you by mixing the poison into your food or drink and you catch her and know that it is poison and not something else.

Once the "Bitch" is down, it is customary to phone the police and/or tie her up. Hitting her more than once in the face or in any other situation classifies you as a "Woman Beater".

"Put The Bitch Down" can be used in past or future tense.

NOTE The word "Bitch" is not used in this definition as an insult to women.
Past Tense

Example 1.) "She pointed my Desert Eagle at me, so I Put The Bitch down."

Future Tense

Example 2.) "If she comes at me with a knife, I'll have to Put The Bitch Down."
by Sam Douglas April 21, 2006
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Putting me on blast

Letting the whole world know something personal about you
Mary: woah thats not the only problem you have!

Monet: smh putting me on blast!
by sillyolz October 15, 2010
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put her in a pretzel

When u put a girl legs behind her head and f#ck her
My ex said to put her in a pretzel last night
by Uejnejjejjje March 24, 2017
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put from the rough

Likes to feel penis in his anus
"you put from the rough you dirty homo" or similar vulgarity
by NGEddie June 6, 2005
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put on a crosstown bus

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!
by William Warney July 4, 2009
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