Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

Pre-Thanks

When someone thanks you for a job, action, help that has not even been started. Now you are obliged to carry out the action for them.

The teacher pre-thanks the technician during their text conversation:

Teacher: My Computer is going crazy. It is shutting down and flickering sporadically.

Technician: OK, I will be there later today to take a look.

Teacher: Oh, Thank you so much!

by CAR1999 December 20, 2012

pre-lead

a lead that has not showed any interest but has been qualified to some degree by a third party, similar to generating a filtered list but to a higher and more dynamic quality

pre-lead: a homeowner who has been qualified for a solar power system by a third party but has not yet shown a direct interest in purchasing solar although they have the potential to do so (determined by the third party)

by marketing in the 21st century April 3, 2010

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation

"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008

Pre-C

Describes the time period before the Covid-19 pandemic.

“Man, I miss the old days.”

“Yeah Pre-C was dope. Didn’t know what we had.”

by ezOak September 21, 2020

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010