POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.
When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin
by Semen Demon September 30, 2003
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Dick potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.
by Codking43 March 23, 2016
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being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy
Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today
by slyfy99 July 28, 2017
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Potato Pelting

A method of tuberous crop violence commonly used to solve existential dilemmas.

The potato (Solanum tuberosum) is an exceptionally vicious weapon when utilized to provoke answers out of those who act stingy with the answers to life's more difficult questions.
"We will be forced to result to potato pelting if this identity crisis is not solved swiftly and absolutely."
by A. Fakename October 27, 2009
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Potato Regime

Coined by Salty Cracker to refer to Joe bidens so called "presidency" we all know Kamala is the real one pulling strings.
Joe Biden Rejected a Pipeline, what a potato regime.
by SomeRetard101 January 25, 2021
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potato bagging

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!
by Johnxt1 August 28, 2015
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potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
by phillydrifter September 02, 2010
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