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posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 21, 2013
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Post nut paralysis (PNP)

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)
“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty
by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019
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postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.
Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.
by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009
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Post-Nut Guilt

After busting a nut, the guilt you feel because the girl (or guy) is undesirable (AKA ugly)
Guy 1: did you give her your number?

Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.
by Arya D August 5, 2010
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post hardcore

Agenre of music formed when people in the hardcore scene got tired of hardcore's limited form. Retains some characteristics of hardcore but builds more on tension and release
Fugazi, Quicksand, and Jawbox are really good post-hardcore bands. The Used isn't post hardcore, it's pop punk trying to be scary
by geoff April 1, 2005
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Ghost Post

When someone posts on your facebook wall but deletes it, yet you are still left with a notification that this person posted on your wall.
Man, I hate it when my friends leave ghost post on my wall.
by TheOneAndOnlyRaytatay April 29, 2011
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