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Potato Cannon 

About 20 dollars of PVC and a grill ignitor put together to launch a potato at high speeds in excess of 300 feet. Sounds like a gunshot. Typicly made by bored, immature teenagers, but is incredibly fun to create/play with. If you shoot a potato it'll scare the shit out of everyone within 500 feet of you.
Last friday night some nerdy freshmen made a potato cannon and shot my front door. I then went outside and ran them over in my ford bronco.
Potato Cannon by ThE GaMe!!! July 16, 2009
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Potato Quality

Something that is of bad quality

Mainly used on the internet to describe pictures, videos or graphics

potato girl 

Originating from the popular anime attack on Titan. Potato girl (Sasha) is a girl in the survey corps. She is in love with food. Potatoes, bread, and meat mostly. Being called a Potato girl is not really an insult. It's basically saying that you can eat and eat but still looks slim and in shape.
"You are so a Potato girl"
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*
potato girl by Sasha braus April 8, 2015

Potato war 

The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.
Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .
Potato war by Wateroflava October 14, 2020

Potato Pancake

What Walter Bedeker's wife Ethel is; from the Twilight Zone episode "Escape Clause".
Walter Bedeker: Ethel, YOU are a potato pancake; you're as tasteless as a potato pancake.
Potato Pancake by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010

Potato Chuckle 

Luigi’s dash attack in the Super Smash Bros. series.
Dude! The potato chuckle is fucking busted! Luigi is OP!
Potato Chuckle by Bytewizerd June 30, 2018

Potato Aim 

V. The act of firing or aiming very horribly and almost too suckish to describe. Usually applies to FPS games like Rainbow Six Siege.
Joel: "Why are you shooting the wall behind him Josh?! Oh my god you have potato aim!!"
Potato Aim by Biodamaged September 2, 2016